Cat Leaves Yelp Review
*UPDATED:* 1 star. Terrible. Just terrible. Yes, the food is good. The humans are affectionate. But you seem like more of an outdoor cat. You don’t want to come here. This house is full. *UPDATED:* Bowl refilled. Plus a treat and a head rub. They deserve 4 stars. Not 5. Don’t want this to go to their heads. *UPDATED:* Bowl empty again. I mean, there’s food. But I can see metal. And who knows how long those dregs have been there? Don’t I deserve fresh? I WILL starve to death. I know it. I just know it. It’s only a matter of time. 1 star. Again. *UPDATED:* They did not love it. They kicked me out of our bedroom. And CLOSED THE DOOR! In MY house! The insolence! No door should ever be closed to me. 1 star. *UPDATED:* Awwww! Look at them. Sound asleep. So sweet. I must make the biscuits on their tummy at 2 a.m. They’ll love it! 4 stars. *UPDATED:* No! Bad human. I did not want my belly rubbed for longer than 2.73 seconds. Idiot. 1 star. —— Original —— These people are okay. They feed me. Their laps are warm. Sometimes, they know just where to scratch. But I overheard them claim they were my “owners.” How archaic! Like, read a book. But I get nice sunny places to lie. Long hours of peace when they’re at work. Keyboards to step on when they work from home. So, not bad. 3 stars.
Management disputes several factual claims.
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