Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 7, 2026 STATEMENT FROM TIM ON TODAY’S VICTORY DENVER, CO — Today I am pleased to announce Complete and Total VICTORY!!! Never before in the history of civilization has anyone achieved So Much for Our Great Country. The FAKE NEWS won’t tell you this. After years of fighting the Radical, Freedom-Hating, EVIL Enemy, I have Successfully, Brilliantly and PERFECTLY put the duvet in the cover on my own. Many have tried. Many have FAILED. Many are asking how I did it. And frankly, no one else could! Bed Making Great Again!
It’s all a lie. I don’t even attempt the duvet cover without Leila. She does it on her own, which is a testament to her superior patience.
Photo: When Leila and I saw Beyoncé at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in London in 2025.
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